lufbra
October 28th, 2003, 03:07 AM
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring,
wedding ring, and suffering.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked:
"What's on the TV?" I said: "Dust!"
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman
shopping on Rodeo Drive and said:
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said:
"God, I wish I had your will power."
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?:
Two mothers-in-law.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once.
How do men define marriage?:
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
Then there was a man who said: "I never knew
what real happiness was until I got married;
and then it was too late."
I don't like to interrupt her.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring,
wedding ring, and suffering.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked:
"What's on the TV?" I said: "Dust!"
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman
shopping on Rodeo Drive and said:
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said:
"God, I wish I had your will power."
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?:
Two mothers-in-law.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your
wife's birthday is to forget it once.
How do men define marriage?:
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
Then there was a man who said: "I never knew
what real happiness was until I got married;
and then it was too late."