View Full Version : All about Men.............Part Trois
mawil
October 29th, 2003, 12:47 PM
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom?
To keep the swelling down.
What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A.One - men will screw anything.
B.One - men will screw up anything.
How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
How can you tell if a man is aroused?
He's breathing.
What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What do men and beer have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
modmidget
October 29th, 2003, 01:34 PM
:D :D
So, when do you put on the leathers and bring out the whip Mawil?
mawil
October 29th, 2003, 01:44 PM
You're not supposed to tell people about my wild younger days Mod. :p I may have to bring the leathers and whip out of retirement and come after you. :D
modmidget
October 29th, 2003, 03:01 PM
You're not supposed to tell people about my wild younger days Mod. :p I may have to bring the leathers and whip out of retirement and come after you. :D
Don't tell me you've quit the bondage and S&M lifestyle!!!! Rick would be devastated if he heard that you had retired from the kinky life. :no:
lufbra
October 29th, 2003, 11:21 PM
I may have to bring the leathers and whip out of retirement and come after you.
*grabs front row seat*
This I gotta see!!! ;)
modmidget
October 29th, 2003, 11:43 PM
*grabs front row seat*
This I gotta see!!! ;)
There's probably more than one guy from the old Snortworld walkin round with red marks on their back thanks to Mawil. She's tuff and mean. :D:D:D:D
dammit
October 30th, 2003, 12:01 AM
Do tell......... http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/aktion/action-smiley-039.gif :p
enat66
October 30th, 2003, 12:38 AM
I didn't know you guys were french:) (duex, trois)
mawil
October 30th, 2003, 01:04 AM
There's probably more than one guy from the old Snortworld walkin round with red marks on their back thanks to Mawil. She's tuff and mean. :D:D:D:D
Yep. We had some wild parties over there. I even danced on the table.
:eek: :o
Kicked Rick's a** at pool too. :D
mawil
October 30th, 2003, 02:18 AM
OK. I drug it out of mothballs. Now where's Mod???
http://home.cablelynx.com/~rjames/whipper.gif
modmidget
October 30th, 2003, 03:06 AM
*shivering in fear under the bed*
Who the hell is French? I thought those words had sumthin to do with sexual preferces....... and whips!
Ooouuchhh!!!!
lufbra
November 1st, 2003, 02:25 AM
So Mawil, do tell if that's the REAL you!!! ;)
mawil
November 1st, 2003, 04:56 AM
Yep. In the flesh. :p :D Well, maybe in my fantasies. :eek: