renegade600
October 31st, 2003, 10:37 AM
A little kid walks into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling: ''If my dad was a ghost and my mom a ghost, I'd be a little ghost.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with: ''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little dracula.''
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon… until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid: ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with: ''If my dad was an dracula and my mom a dracula, I would be a little dracula.''
The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon… until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid: ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says: ''I would be a bus driver!''