dammit
November 4th, 2003, 11:53 PM
Dear Tide:
>
>I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since
>the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now
>that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In
>fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
>My unfeeling and uncaring jerk of a husband started to berate me about how clumsy I
>was and generally started becoming a pain in the ass. One thing led to
>another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried
>to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come
>out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of
>liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,
>all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that!
>some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were
>negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a
>suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well,
>gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...
>
>Signed,
>
>a menopausal wife
>
>I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since
>the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now
>that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In
>fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
>My unfeeling and uncaring jerk of a husband started to berate me about how clumsy I
>was and generally started becoming a pain in the ass. One thing led to
>another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried
>to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come
>out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of
>liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction,
>all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that!
>some detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were
>negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a
>suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well,
>gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...
>
>Signed,
>
>a menopausal wife