more blonde jokes - adult

[renegade600]

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
A. Play ball!

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....

[PeRkAy]

oh man, that was funny. Being a fellow blonde, who is currently donning a brunette hue...I still laughed at it all.

[PeRkAy]

ha ha! I never grow tired of that joke! Im posting another blonde on a plane trip joke. ENJOY!

There is a blonde boarding a plane in texas, and she is headed to LA. When she sits down, the flight attendants come by to check her boarding ticket. Her ticket has her in coach, and here she was sitting in first class. When the flight attendant saw that, she stated "Ma'am I do apologize, but you are sitting in first class and hold a coach ticket. Im going to have to ask you to move." To this the blonde replied "I'm blonde, im beautiful, and im going to LA," and would not move from her seat. Again the flight attendant repeated her message, and again the blonde refused. Fed up, the flight attendant went and grabbed another flight attendant to come with her.
They both reach the blonde, and check the ticket again and then the male flight attendant says "Ma'am I am going to have to ask you to please vacate this seat, so the person who is holding the first class ticket may sit here."
The blonde looked up at him, batted her eyelashes and stated "I'm blonde, and beautiful, and im going to L.A."
With both flight attendants fed up, and the plane up in the air, and a very mad first class passanger wanting their seat(they sat in the blondes seat for the takeoff) they went to the Captain.
They tell the captain what was going on, and they had given her 4 chances, and they need a little bit of help here. The captain sat and thought for a minute, and then handing the controls over walks out of the cabin and up to the blonde. When he reaches the blonde he bends over and whispers something in her ear, and the blonde leaps out of her seat and RUNS to coach.
The flight attendants stare at him in amazement, and finally ask "What is it you told her sir?"
To that, the captain replied "I just told her that first class was not flying to LA."

[juliar]

Those never tire me. I have one too...
There was a blonde lady who was swerving back and forth on a highway road. The police stopped her, and she said that she saw trees and swerved past them. The policeman looked back, forward, left, and right. No trees in sight. He checked her car for alcohol and drugs, but there were none. He looked up and suddenly saw the answer. He stepped out and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener."

EDIT: that humpme dumpme one..i made a song up.
Humpme Dumpme sat on a bed
Humpme Dumpme had no head.
Humpme Dumpbe is better off dead,
Humpme Dumpme ...................