Vibrrrrrator....

[keith.evans]

When I was in Singapore, years ago, a young lad came to me at the table whereupon I was trying to get severely pissed (in Bugis (boogey(Street)) and proferred upon me a huge 9" vibrator.
After haggling, I managed to buy it for $6 Singapore currency. I never thought anything more about it until I got back to UK and was searched by customs, whereby they took the piss and let me go home with "a dangerous weapon".
When I got home and showed my (ex) wife the diverse range of sexual aids I had aquired, needless to say she was reluctant but very keen to put them of some use. I remember I was slightly drunk and heard from a disatnce one night....OOOOOOOwwwwwww.

I said "wots up" she said "I pressed this button on the bottom and it shattered all my fillings".

I say no more.......!