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Old March 12th, 2004, 05:44 PM
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A golfer hits and then says "Damn!"
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:03 PM
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Old March 12th, 2004, 06:20 PM
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are you sure it is the whole joke?
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Old March 12th, 2004, 07:43 PM
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Yup.

As an avid skydiver in my younger days I learned various freefall maneuvers. One was to be used after both the main and reserve cutes failed: the "bend double and kiss your a** goodbye!" maneuver. I suppose that "damn" could be interjected at anytime during this final maneuver.


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Old March 12th, 2004, 09:39 PM
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lol I get it: Let me explain.

A golfer "hits" and then curses.
A skydiver "hits" the ground and is therefore dead and can't say it.
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Old March 18th, 2004, 10:44 PM
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lol I get it: Let me explain.

A golfer "hits" and then curses.
A skydiver "hits" the ground and is therefore dead and can't say it.

not quite...how about this...

the golfer hits then curses
the skydiver curses then hits
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Old March 19th, 2004, 12:55 AM
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that too lol
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