dammit
March 13th, 2004, 03:44 PM
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome join us."
They started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hit man," the man replied.
"You're joking!" said the other two, surprised.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said one of the men. "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."
The newcomer nodded his assent, so the man picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house ...
"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha, wow, she's naked! What the hell? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor, my good friend in there with her ... Hey! He's naked too! That B**CH! That B****RD!"
Suddenly turning to the hit man, he asked, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I do a flat rate, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?" asked the cuckholded husband.
"Sure, what do you want?" said the hit man.
"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."
The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
"Are you going to do it or not?" asked the husband impatiently.
"Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hit man calmly. "She's getting down on her knees. I think I can save you a grand here....."
"Sure," they said, "You're welcome join us."
They started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hit man," the man replied.
"You're joking!" said the other two, surprised.
"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."
"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said one of the men. "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."
The newcomer nodded his assent, so the man picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house ...
"Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha, wow, she's naked! What the hell? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor, my good friend in there with her ... Hey! He's naked too! That B**CH! That B****RD!"
Suddenly turning to the hit man, he asked, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I do a flat rate, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger."
"Can you do two for me now?" asked the cuckholded husband.
"Sure, what do you want?" said the hit man.
"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson."
The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
"Are you going to do it or not?" asked the husband impatiently.
"Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hit man calmly. "She's getting down on her knees. I think I can save you a grand here....."