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Old March 14th, 2004, 07:04 PM
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Luke Skywalker's x-mas presents...
For those who have been living under a rock when it comes to sci-fi, this is a Star Wars joke.

Darth Vader and Luke. Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke exclaims "But how??!?"
"It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"
Vader replies, "I felt your presents."
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Old March 18th, 2004, 07:27 AM
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ha ha ha ha

man not many ppl are gonna get that one
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Old December 15th, 2006, 03:27 PM
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(My only Xmas joke I like)
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I felt your presents
I think old Vader's been playing with his lightsaber too much...
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ha ha ha ha

man not many ppl are gonna get that one
Right, cos hardly anyone has seen Star Wars
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