wauseoner
March 15th, 2004, 02:13 PM
1, Do not walk behind me. for I may not lead, do not walk ahead of me for
I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me
the hell alone.
2, The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
flat tire.
3, It's always darkest before dawn, so if you'r going to steal your neighbors paper that's the time to do it.
4, Don't be irreplaceble. If you can't be replaced, you cant be promoted.
5, No one is listening until you fart.
6, Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
8,Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
10 No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it seriously.
I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me
the hell alone.
2, The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
flat tire.
3, It's always darkest before dawn, so if you'r going to steal your neighbors paper that's the time to do it.
4, Don't be irreplaceble. If you can't be replaced, you cant be promoted.
5, No one is listening until you fart.
6, Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
8,Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and
he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
9. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
10 No matter what happens, someone will find a way to take it seriously.