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Good Leads
Tony goes into a confessional and says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”
The priest says, “Is that you, Tony?” “Yes, Father it is I.” “Who was the woman you were with?” “I cannot tell you, Father for I do not wish to ruin her reputation.” “Was it Lisa?” “No, Father.” “Was it Lorna?” “No, Father.” “Was it Susan”? “No, Father.” “Very well, Tony. Go say five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys.” Tony goes back to his pew, and his buddy Tim slides over and asks, “What happened?” and Tony says, “I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys, and three good leads.”
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