Sneaking in at night?????????????

[lafave]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
I
take my shoes off before I go into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and
yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, your're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the
steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the
butt and say, "You as horny as I am?"... and, she always acts like she's

sound asleep. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif Now do you all think this is a good idea??????????????????? hahahahahahha


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[lufbra]

Why do they bother going home???
Dave.

[ironside]

I can tell you I just didnt happen here other then getting stuck at work so I never had to worry about it.
so no excuses for this iron britches

[lafave]

why do they go home?????? because they need clean clothes??? http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif ironside..you are prob. one of those perfect husbands.......Lufbra..hmmmmmm. I don't know about you......

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[Harrie]

Dave, me thinks you love to say these things, but I bet you're the perfect husband! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Kimmygem]

lmao!

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[lufbra]

Well I wouldn't say I'm the perfect husband Harrie!!!

Lafave. Wind yer neck in!!!!
Dave.

[ironside]

na not prefect, just been married for a lot of years I know what i can get away with and what will get me into trouble.

[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
lol@ironside, looks like you and I are in the same boat.

FrostyPhrog

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don't listen to lafave <FONT COLOR="limegreen">I am not a troublemaker</FONT c>

If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?

[Kimmygem]

hehe It's a smart man who learns that!

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
We men are all smart, and yes we learn very quickly. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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don't listen to lafave <FONT COLOR="limegreen">I am not a troublemaker</FONT c>

If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?

[lafave]

oh, frosty.....i hope so! you guys need to learn quick...... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[w1che]

I think the story is true. I don't really have to worry about that kind of stuff anymore. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/cool.gif

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[lufbra]

I've been married since Oct'92, I know when I have to be careful with her indoors!!!
Dave.

[lafave]

lufbra, i am confused..why do you have be careful w/ your wife when inside????? hahahahahahaha

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[Harrie]

Lafave, lafave, it may be better not to ask that! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[lufbra]

Lafave, you really need to pick up a copy of the English-American, American-English dictionary. "Her indoors" is a Blighty phrase meaning one's wife.
Dave.
PS. Here's another light for ya me duck.

[Harrie]

Well good night nurse, I'm glad she did ask.......I never would have guessed that one! Is "his indoors" for the husband? My hubby would freak out - how would I even say that in a sentence to him? Guess it would have to be in a sentence about him to somebody else - aww shucks, now look what you've done!!! - a permanent brain knot! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif

[lufbra]

"His Indoors" isn't a saying, most wives over there call "him" many things that ain't allowed to be seen in this group!!!
Dave.

[ironside]

HUMM I think dave your pulling all our legs and if you are stop it that might hurt.
me thinks indoor might just have a different meaning here right dave,come on give with the real meaning,let see you get out of this one.

[lufbra]

Hey, stop it Irons, just ask any of the Brits here, they'll tell ya I ain't wrong!! And once they do, you owe me an imperial pint of Bass ale, and make it a draught Bass too!!!!
Dave.

[smurfy]

LOL Dave
I can vouch for ya mate, " 'er indoors" is definately pomgolian for the wife.
Have none of you ever heard Denis Waterman (Minder)'s Christmas song? "What do I get for Christmas, for her indoors?"

btw Dave, I'm one year ahead of you, my 9th anniversary tomorrow (26th October).

[lufbra]

Thank's Smurf, me finks that Irons bloke definately owes me a pint now!!!!!
Congrats for your day tomorra!!!!
Dave.