Lozil
May 22nd, 2004, 07:31 PM
. Difference between first and second honey moon?
>>>> In first honeymoon woman asks how big it is ?
>>>> & in second man says.. how big it is!
>>>>__________________________________________________ ___________
>>>> 2. Let me teach u English...
>>>> ..what is the full form of ABCDEFGH.
>>>> A boy can do everything for girls hole.
>>>>__________________________________________________ ____________
>>>> 3. Teacher: showing a condom.. what is this?
>>>> Student:condom.
>>>> Next day teacher: showing a surgical glove what is
>>>>this?
>>>> Student: this is Draupadi's condom.
>>>>__________________________________________________ _____________
>>>> 4. Why do woman journalists have big
>>>>boobs?..........
>>>> bcoz where ever they go they say "press"
>>>>__________________________________________________ ____________
>>>> 5. Beauty is not measured by your clothes or
>>>> make up but by your inner self,
>>>> so today change your damn under wear.
>>>>__________________________________________________ _____________
>>>> 6. In an excited state a man pissed inside a
>>>>call-girl. She
>>>>sued
>>>> him in court.
>>>> They fined him 500$ for creating nuisance in public
>>>>property.
>>>>__________________________________________________ _____________
>>>> 7. A soldier marries & his whife has periods the
>>>>same day.
>>>> He writes to the camp " red alert in the front,
>>>>extend
>>>>leave".
>>>> He gets the reply: "attack from the back and come
>>>>back".
>>>>__________________________________________________ ____________
>>>> 8. A small boy went to a prostitute and whose rate
>>>>was
>>>>Rs100
>>>>per
>>>> trip. He ****s her but gives her Rs5. why??
>>>> bcoz paanch matlab chota cock.
>>>>__________________________________________________ ______________
>>>> 11.At a fancy dress party a woman appears
>>>>nude,painted
>>>>fully
>>>>white.
>>>> A man asks her what r u?
>>>> she replies- I'm the mint with a hole
>>>>
>>>
>>
>>>> In first honeymoon woman asks how big it is ?
>>>> & in second man says.. how big it is!
>>>>__________________________________________________ ___________
>>>> 2. Let me teach u English...
>>>> ..what is the full form of ABCDEFGH.
>>>> A boy can do everything for girls hole.
>>>>__________________________________________________ ____________
>>>> 3. Teacher: showing a condom.. what is this?
>>>> Student:condom.
>>>> Next day teacher: showing a surgical glove what is
>>>>this?
>>>> Student: this is Draupadi's condom.
>>>>__________________________________________________ _____________
>>>> 4. Why do woman journalists have big
>>>>boobs?..........
>>>> bcoz where ever they go they say "press"
>>>>__________________________________________________ ____________
>>>> 5. Beauty is not measured by your clothes or
>>>> make up but by your inner self,
>>>> so today change your damn under wear.
>>>>__________________________________________________ _____________
>>>> 6. In an excited state a man pissed inside a
>>>>call-girl. She
>>>>sued
>>>> him in court.
>>>> They fined him 500$ for creating nuisance in public
>>>>property.
>>>>__________________________________________________ _____________
>>>> 7. A soldier marries & his whife has periods the
>>>>same day.
>>>> He writes to the camp " red alert in the front,
>>>>extend
>>>>leave".
>>>> He gets the reply: "attack from the back and come
>>>>back".
>>>>__________________________________________________ ____________
>>>> 8. A small boy went to a prostitute and whose rate
>>>>was
>>>>Rs100
>>>>per
>>>> trip. He ****s her but gives her Rs5. why??
>>>> bcoz paanch matlab chota cock.
>>>>__________________________________________________ ______________
>>>> 11.At a fancy dress party a woman appears
>>>>nude,painted
>>>>fully
>>>>white.
>>>> A man asks her what r u?
>>>> she replies- I'm the mint with a hole
>>>>
>>>
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