Irish Pilots

[TJolly]

As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:

PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how ******* shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat ******* kiddin, Paddy
PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
CO-PILOT - Yer nat ******* kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!
PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad !!!
CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can.


So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, put
the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy
Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and
there was smoke everywhere. But, to the relief of all the passengers,
and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a
few meters from the end of the runway!!!

As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy
looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de shartist ******* runway in de world!"
Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how ******* wide it is?"

[renegade600]

Sometimes it is difficult to see past the *** and the slang but this one is funny - after reading it a few times to figure out what was going on.

[TJolly]

Dan

It's written so you say it with an Irish accent and the ******* is that famous swear word that we seem to hear too often.

TJ

[renegade600]

Originally Posted by TJolly

Dan

It's written so you say it with an Irish accent and the ******* is that famous swear word that we seem to hear too often.

TJ

I realized that what I meant was the first time I read it after you first post it, I did not get it because of the accent and the ***. When I reread it yesterday when I was catching up with reading the jokes, I actually understood it and it was funny and a good one. I am getting old and slow...what can I say...

[nikolasvarma]

rock it,
dat is da best irish joke i eva read...........
i read it 3 times actually..... about your trouble mr.renegade600 try doing some yoga


keep on
bye

[renegade600]

Originally Posted by nikolasvarma

mr.renegade600 try doing some yoga


keep on
bye

Thanks I will consider it