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renegade600
May 29th, 2004, 12:39 PM
Last year a gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law a large plot with a fancy granite headstone in an expensive cemetery.

On his mother-in-law's next birthday, he bought her nothing.

Naturally, she was quick to comment loud and long about his thoughtlessness.

The son-in-law replied, "Well, you haven't used the gift I gave you last year."