Brian M
May 30th, 2004, 10:05 PM
This is a decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters - this one costs nowt and you can only win ! !
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates who are as virile as yourself:
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget the airholes) and send her to the person who is at the top of the list, AND YOU WILL RECEIVE 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, amongst those women will be at least 0.5 Miss Worlds, 2.5 Models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40198 bi-sexual women.
In total that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
And best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke who did, only sent to 5 of his mates instead of nine and he got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown and curlers he sent her off in. On the same day the international super model he had since been living with moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke in sixth place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages. The nurses are making him suck lemons in an effort to remove the smile from his face.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates who are as virile as yourself:
INSTRUCTIONS
Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't forget the airholes) and send her to the person who is at the top of the list, AND YOU WILL RECEIVE 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, amongst those women will be at least 0.5 Miss Worlds, 2.5 Models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40198 bi-sexual women.
In total that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off.
And best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke who did, only sent to 5 of his mates instead of nine and he got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown and curlers he sent her off in. On the same day the international super model he had since been living with moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke in sixth place above me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages. The nurses are making him suck lemons in an effort to remove the smile from his face.