redneck onliners

[renegade600]

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.

You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

You might be a redneck if the jack o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.

[Melodi]

You probably are a redneck if:

1. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
2. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
3. You ever used lard in bed.
4. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
5. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeurve.
6. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
7. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
8. Fewer than half of your cars run.

You proposed to your wife through a mouthful of Cheetos.
you use the back of your pick-up truck as a swimming pool.

[psalm]

if us steer at a bottle of orange juice couse it says concentrate, u may be a red neck.
if u think running into a deer is fast food u may be a red neck.