Womens Training Courses.

[lufbra]

And for those of us who are sick of the man-bashing jokes, it's her turn now: Women think they already know everything,but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears- The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

[Kimmygem]

Ooooooo, that one just may get you in trouble, lufbra.. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[lufbra]

Who moi!!! I only post 'em!!!!
Dave.

[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
lufbra me thinks you did good on this one. They are all so true. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

FrostyPhrog

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If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?

[Kimmygem]

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[lufbra]

There's that darned tongue again, just like a snake!!!
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

hiiiiiiiiissssssss

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[Harrie]

Now listen here, lufbra you English crazy bloke you! It is you who is most certainly close to the "Final Frontier," if not already in it and do note the word FINAL! You better stop with all these insults to women or I'm gonna get mighty uppity!

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[This message has been edited by Harrie (edited 25 October 2000).]

[lufbra]

Yeah I was scared Harrie, I felt like I was running around like a chicken with his head cut off!!!!!!
Dave.