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Old June 6th, 2004, 04:40 AM
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New virus - work

There's a new virus going around. The code name for it is "WORK". If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch WORK under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks, and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.

Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your whole life.

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends. Then retry. I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway. Never hurts to be safe. __________________________________________________ ________________
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Old June 6th, 2004, 04:45 AM
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I guess I am going to have major problems since I do not drink.


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Old June 6th, 2004, 04:49 AM
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Oh you do have definite problems. You're infected by the work virus. You are doomed.....

OK I'll just drink enough for both of us. You're saved.
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Oh you do have definite problems. You're infected by the work virus. You are doomed.....

OK I'll just drink enough for both of us. You're saved.
Thanks I appreciate that.
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Old June 6th, 2004, 04:52 AM
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You are soooo welcome.
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Old June 6th, 2004, 03:48 PM
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hey Mawil.........I'll join ya. Together, I think we can save the world
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Old June 6th, 2004, 06:08 PM
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Thanks Dyers. We can sure give it a try.
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Old June 7th, 2004, 12:55 AM
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guess I am going to have major problems since I do not drink
CHEERS FEINDS.......
and to those who do not drink. there is a new drug called weed, we can have buff it together

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