precautions

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The old professor visited his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seemed fine. The doctor proceeded to ask him about his sex life.

"Well," the professor drawled, "not bad at all, to be honest. The wife isn't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week, I was able to pick-up and bed at least three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old!"

"My goodness, and at your age too," the doctor commented. "I hope you at least took some precautions."

"Yep. I may be old, but I'm not senile yet, Doc. I gave 'em all a phony name and phone number."