dammit
June 8th, 2004, 02:12 PM
These four gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is
detained in the clubhouse and the other three are start discussing
their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-
building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last
year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, starts to talk about how his son
began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line
dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he
gave a friend of his two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man listens to all this, and then starts to brag about his
son and how he had worked his way up through a stock brokerage and in
the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as
a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they
have been discussing the successes of their sons and asks what line
his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and
I've just recently discovered he's a practicing homosexual. But, on
the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big
pile of stock certificates."
detained in the clubhouse and the other three are start discussing
their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-
building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last
year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, starts to talk about how his son
began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line
dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he
gave a friend of his two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man listens to all this, and then starts to brag about his
son and how he had worked his way up through a stock brokerage and in
the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as
a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, another tells him that they
have been discussing the successes of their sons and asks what line
his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and
I've just recently discovered he's a practicing homosexual. But, on
the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big
pile of stock certificates."