I love bumper stickers

[smurfy]

Some old ones here but some good ones all the same!

I'm particularly fond of #39 #43 and #51.


1. Constipated People Don't Give A sh1t.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down,On A Jeep]
40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
44. Ax Me About Ebonics
45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
46. Boldly Going Nowhere
47. Cat: The Other White Meat
48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
49. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[This message has been edited by smurfy (edited 27 October 2000).]

[ironside]

well I do have one I really like.

http://www.zing.com/picture/p47d11dd...3/ff797bb1.jpg

[lufbra]

Smurfy. Great ones there mate.
Irons. That is a good one.
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

63.So, you're a feminist....isn't that precious. ROFLMAOPMP! yep.....that about sums it up.

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
I really love No. 17. The voices are always talking to me. lol

FrostyPhrog

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don't listen to lafave <FONT COLOR="limegreen">I am not a troublemaker</FONT c>

If a man speaks and there is no woman around to hear him......is he still wrong?

[Kimmygem]

yeah, Frosty....your therapist is trying to reach you on the phone now.....

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[tramtwo]

Beer, guns, women, and cars! God I love life!

Here's one...

Here honey hold my beer I need to reload.

[Kimmygem]

hehe....I hear that all the time down here in Texas. ...j/k

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[tramtwo]

I bet you are the one saying it, hun?

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[Kimmygem]

lmao....well, shoot far...ya found me out!

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[Harrie]

I like #27, 28 and 29!

Down here they have all these stickers saying, "My kid is an honor roll student at "such and such." I've seen a few I like saying something like, "My kid beat the crap out of your honor roll kid!" Not the exact words, unfortunately!

Don't anyone take that seriously, now!

[RosieWolf]

hard to pick just one favorite.. i love em all!! lol.. but i guess if there was just ONE that I could have.. #43 would be it ;&gt;

lol


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[Harrie]

Hehehe! Rosie, I do believe I'm developing a "picture" of you, downright nutty and fun-loving!

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[RosieWolf]

now just a minute Harrie-poo.. I resemble that remark!!!!!! LOL

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