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July 21st, 2004, 12:08 PM
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
“To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,” the attorney reads.
“To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.
“And finally,” the lawyer concludes, “to my cousin Lufbra, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will, well, you were wrong.
Hi, Lufbra!”
“To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,” the attorney reads.
“To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.
“And finally,” the lawyer concludes, “to my cousin Lufbra, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will, well, you were wrong.
Hi, Lufbra!”