dammit
July 21st, 2004, 06:55 PM
Mary and John's sex life was getting into a rut, so they decided to experiment with different sexual positions. After returning home from work one day John said to Mary "I was talking to Dave at work today, and he said the most fantastic position in the world is called 'the wheelbarrow', you lay on the floor face down and I pick your legs up, which you then place around my waist and away we go"
Mary indicated that she would probably feel stupid doing that, and dismissed the idea.
A few days later, after giving it some thought, she said to John "You know that 'wheelbarrow' position you mentioned, I have given it a lot of thought and am willing to try it on one condition"
"What's that?" replied John.
"That we don't go past my mothers house"
Mary indicated that she would probably feel stupid doing that, and dismissed the idea.
A few days later, after giving it some thought, she said to John "You know that 'wheelbarrow' position you mentioned, I have given it a lot of thought and am willing to try it on one condition"
"What's that?" replied John.
"That we don't go past my mothers house"