Dewbacca
July 22nd, 2004, 08:07 PM
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on
the Interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the
breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he
decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly
saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they
can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100.... then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What the heck am I doing?" he thought and
pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without
a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long
day, this is the end of my shift, and
it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you
can give me an excuse for your driving that I
haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week
my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her
back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer
the Interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the
breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he
decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly
saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they
can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100.... then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What the heck am I doing?" he thought and
pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without
a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long
day, this is the end of my shift, and
it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you
can give me an excuse for your driving that I
haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week
my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her
back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer