robby521
July 24th, 2004, 06:41 AM
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshi**ing me!?!?!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshi**ing me!?!?!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."