Assassin!

[AnnMarie]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. " I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

[renegade600]

:rotflmao:

[AnnMarie]

Well done Dan. :) Only a man that felt secure about his manhood could have viewed this thread and laughed.

[Debz]

LOL LOL..sorry Dan, but well done Ann Marie.. :rotflmao:

[oink]

childish, mean spirited and hurtful.

[renegade600]

Well done Dan. :) Only a man that felt secure about his manhood could have viewed this thread and laughed.
I just thought it was funny. :rotflmao:

[LaRue05]

LOL that was good. :michaelan

[Snurfen]

childish, mean spirited and hurtful.

Well that describes me to a tee (or so my ex-wife's barrister described me as such :eek: )

The joke was a cracker though. Don't get all antsy about jokes where one gender or the other is the butt, just laugh and move on. I'm Welsh and I still laugh at all the sheep sh*gger jokes aimed at my compatriots. Or were you just being ironic, on account of your Ellen Dewhatsherface post??????

[AnnMarie]

I'm sorry if the joke offended you oink, it was only meant to be a bit of fun. I apologise if I have hurt you. I probably dont take life as seriously as others may and I occasionally forget this. :(

[renegade600]

I'm sorry if the joke offended you oink, it was only meant to be a bit of fun. I apologise if I have hurt you. I probably dont take life as seriously as others may and I occasionally forget this. :(

IMO there is no need for you to offer an apology. Anyone who gets offended at jokes should not even visit a joke forum, if they do, it is their own fault. Every joke offends someone or some group if not taken as offered.

Beside " if I can laugh at jokes about bald guys, southerners and rednecks then I can at least tolerate a joke like that" quoting oink.

[oink]

When you offend me like that, I sit here alone, just me and the computer. The computer is my only friend and it doesn't laugh at me when I cry.

[lufbra]

*gets violin out*

*gets hanky out and wipes tears away*

Oink, just seeing your posts are making me cry. Can ya please get off the computer, take up stamp collecting. :p

[oink]

Too much humidity here in S FL. The stamps get all stuck together.

[lufbra]

Knitting? :p

[lufbra]

AnnMarie can supply the wool, it's in abundance in NZ, she just needs clippers. :p

[oink]

Too hot here for wool. I did place a box of kleenex next to the computer.

[Snurfen]

Too hot here for wool. I did place a box of kleenex next to the computer.

I used to go to that type of site too, but when the kids were old enough to work out how to view the temp and history folders, I had to give up on 'em :eek:

[renegade600]

I used to go to that type of site too, but when the kids were old enough to work out how to view the temp and history folders, I had to give up on 'em :eek:

:evillaugh:rotflmao: shame on you :rotflmao:

[oink]

I thought I was sick!

[Snurfen]

Oooops, posted in the wrong thread by mistake :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

[mawil]

ROFL. I love it. :rotflmao:

[dammit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/gedchris/lipsrsealed2.gif

[PurestLight]

childish, mean spirited and hurtful.
Thats where I seen it - Mariposa said it to the Ellen Degeneres joke................

If I dont like/get a joke, I assume its MY prob lol

Nice one AnnMarie :)

Julie

[mariposa]

You're all still hung up on my comment after 3 days ? Bye bye folks. I'd just as soon not hang out in a place where total agreement is the norm and dissent and disagreement are not tolerated. There are other great joke web sites.

[lufbra]

Hey, everyone has their right to an opinion, not every joke out there is liked by all. But at the end of the day, whether you feel a joke is good or bad, it's your choice, and it's your choice as to whether you want to make a comment about jokes, good or bad. Like I said, everyone has their right to an opinion, but if you are going to post your opinion, expect to get opinions back.

If you don't like a joke here, the best thing is to ignore it, and move onto another joke.

Closing post.