Debz
July 30th, 2004, 11:48 AM
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down. I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy.
Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Holden, you live with it!"
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy.
Okay, okay. I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"No!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver in a long sigh.
The boy replied: "Listen Dad, you bought the bloody Holden, you live with it!"