keith.evans
July 31st, 2004, 12:15 PM
Or as we Brits know the programme, One man and his dog.
Anyway, there was an International event of herding sheep with the use of Farm dogs and involved were the English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish.
The Irish Farmer was the last to go, so stood on the edge of the field discussing his progress were the English, Scottish and Welsh farmers. All was going very well until one of the Irish farmers dogs threw a wobbler and startled the sheep which all fled in different directions. Most were rounded up until, someone noticed a sheep had tried to bolt thru' a picket fence but had got it's rear end well and truly stuck, but wobbled and wiggled in a vain attempt to free itself. The three farmers looked at each other and the English guy pronounced - Cor, I wish that was Kate Beckinsale, the Scottish farmer replied - I wish it was Sheena Easton, the Welsh Farmer muttered - I wish it was dark!
Anyway, there was an International event of herding sheep with the use of Farm dogs and involved were the English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish.
The Irish Farmer was the last to go, so stood on the edge of the field discussing his progress were the English, Scottish and Welsh farmers. All was going very well until one of the Irish farmers dogs threw a wobbler and startled the sheep which all fled in different directions. Most were rounded up until, someone noticed a sheep had tried to bolt thru' a picket fence but had got it's rear end well and truly stuck, but wobbled and wiggled in a vain attempt to free itself. The three farmers looked at each other and the English guy pronounced - Cor, I wish that was Kate Beckinsale, the Scottish farmer replied - I wish it was Sheena Easton, the Welsh Farmer muttered - I wish it was dark!