dammit
July 31st, 2004, 03:59 PM
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there about five minutes. When I came out there was policeman writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse sh*t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes ... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a crap. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.