renegade600
August 1st, 2004, 02:22 AM
A woman was walking down the street when she saw a man walking a three legged pig. She thinks to herself, "That's odd." She decides to ask the man about the pig.
"Excuse me sir, can you tell me why it is you are walking down the street with a pig that only has three legs?"
"Why certainly," the man says. "I'm a farmer, and this here is a special pig."
"What makes it so special?" the woman asks.
"Well, the other day, we came across a school bus full of children that had flipped over in a ditch and this pig ran down and dragged all of the children out to safety. And just a few days ago, I fell into the lake and would've drown had it not been for this pig going in to save me." "That's remarkable. But, why does he only have three legs?" the woman asks. "You see, ma'am," the farmer starts, "a pig this special isn't eaten all at once."
"Excuse me sir, can you tell me why it is you are walking down the street with a pig that only has three legs?"
"Why certainly," the man says. "I'm a farmer, and this here is a special pig."
"What makes it so special?" the woman asks.
"Well, the other day, we came across a school bus full of children that had flipped over in a ditch and this pig ran down and dragged all of the children out to safety. And just a few days ago, I fell into the lake and would've drown had it not been for this pig going in to save me." "That's remarkable. But, why does he only have three legs?" the woman asks. "You see, ma'am," the farmer starts, "a pig this special isn't eaten all at once."