Bluemoonie
August 4th, 2004, 06:43 PM
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth," the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth," says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nith eyth," says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nith eerth," he says "now can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says "Perhaps I should weefwaze that... can I see her wun awound?"