Bad Dog
September 23rd, 2004, 07:10 PM
From Readers Digest:
Old man bragging about new hearing aid to friend.
"This is the most expensive hearing aid money can buy. It cost me $3500 ."
Friend,"What kind is it?"
Old braggert, "About half past ten."
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Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder finally meet one day.
While talking Stevie says, I play pretty good golf myself."
Tiger, "How?"
Stevie, "I have a man on the green shouting at me and my sensitive hearing allows me to hit in that same direction. Same for putting.
As a matter of fact, I'll bet you $100,000 I can beat you in a game."
Now Tiger didn't want to take advantage of Stevie but thought it would be the easiest $100,000 he'd ever make and Stevie did suggest it.
Tiger says, "Ok, when do you want to play?"
Stevie shruggs and says, "Any night will do."
Old man bragging about new hearing aid to friend.
"This is the most expensive hearing aid money can buy. It cost me $3500 ."
Friend,"What kind is it?"
Old braggert, "About half past ten."
__________________________________________________ ______________
Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder finally meet one day.
While talking Stevie says, I play pretty good golf myself."
Tiger, "How?"
Stevie, "I have a man on the green shouting at me and my sensitive hearing allows me to hit in that same direction. Same for putting.
As a matter of fact, I'll bet you $100,000 I can beat you in a game."
Now Tiger didn't want to take advantage of Stevie but thought it would be the easiest $100,000 he'd ever make and Stevie did suggest it.
Tiger says, "Ok, when do you want to play?"
Stevie shruggs and says, "Any night will do."