Suicide Bombers

[dammit]

Sociological Research into Suicide Bombers

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Research has recently been completed into this phenomenon and the
following results were found:
Lets see now:
No beer. No bars. No radio. No television. No Playboy or Penthouse. No
rugby. No football. No cricket. No snooker. No darts. No golf. No
dancing. No music. No bikinis on the beach. No nude beaches. No
mini-skirts in the summer. No braless beauties. No BBQ pork. No ham. No
bacon sarnies. No hot-dogs. No burgers. No lobster. No shellfish - or
even frozen seafood sticks.
Nativity Play costume to wear and towels for hats. Constant wailing from
the bloke next door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant
wailing from the bloke in the tower. You can't shave. Your wife can't
shave. You can't shave your wife. Sand is everywhere. Sand gets into
everything. You wipe your backside with your left hand without toilet
paper. You can't shower to get rid of the smell of donkey cooked over
burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy trousers and veils at all
times. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your
donkey, and your donkey has a better disposition.

I rest my case.

[porterska]

Wow, that is so true

[renegade600]

never thought of it that way, but it makes sense and it is so true

[psalm]

dosn't make it right, (of course)!!!

[Bad Dog]

Idiots.

[dohray]

That cartoon is sooooo funny.