dammit
October 1st, 2004, 12:37 PM
..answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning" said the young man, "If I could take a couple of moments of your time, I would like to demonstrate the latest in high powered vacuum cleaners.
"F*** off!" replied the old lady. "I haven't got any money". She then tried to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration"
and with that he emptied a bucket of horse manure all over her hall carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh** from your carpet Madam, I will personally eat the remainder" he said.
"Well", she said "I hope you've got a good appetite......................
..because the electricity was cut off this morning!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Good morning" said the young man, "If I could take a couple of moments of your time, I would like to demonstrate the latest in high powered vacuum cleaners.
"F*** off!" replied the old lady. "I haven't got any money". She then tried to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration"
and with that he emptied a bucket of horse manure all over her hall carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh** from your carpet Madam, I will personally eat the remainder" he said.
"Well", she said "I hope you've got a good appetite......................
..because the electricity was cut off this morning!!!!!!!!!!!"