Man of the house

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The husband had finished his book, "Man of the House" by the time he
reached home.

He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I
want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my
word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward. Then after dinner,
you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The f**king funeral director," said his wife.

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