I'm fat but never eat.(??)

[Bad Dog]

"IM FAT, BUT I NEVER EAT" EPIDEMIC SPREADING

(Los Angeles CA)



An epidemic that seems to defy physics itself,

continues to spread across America, as thousands

of overweight and obese Americans amazingly

gain pound after pound of fat despite the fact that

they "never eat anything."

How many times is this repeated:
Obesity at Burger King
"Give me 2 Whoppers w/double cheese and bacon, extra large fries, an apple pie,
and a Diet Coke." (offset?)

I guess this should really be under forum: Funny but true.

[renegade600]

how true it is

[Snurfen]

So so true.

Of course, I've got a gland problem.

I have a malfunction in the gland that should stop me shoving cake in my face. So it's medical.

[dammit]

[Snurfen]

Originally Posted by dammit

mmmm, not only "festively plump" or "big boned" but full of tartrazine, taurine etc etc.

"Pump 'em full of Mountain Dew and send 'em home to mom"