TJolly
October 6th, 2004, 05:46 PM
Tiger Woods was playing in the Irish open. He fancied a day off so he
went for a drive in the beautiful Irish countryside, suddenly the fuel
light came on in the car, so he quickly pulled into the nearest filling
station and drew up to the pump.
He jumped out, and bent down slightly to undo the filler cap. As he did
so two-golf tees fell out of his shirt pocket and onto the concrete
forecourt.
At this moment the proprietor came out to fill the car up, not being a
golf fan or owning a TV, he didn’t realise who the black lad was.
The owner saw the tees and asked, in a broad Irish accent what had
dropped out of his pocket.
Tiger replied ‘they are tees’. The owner then asked ‘what do you use
them for’. Tiger said ‘well, they are for standing my balls on when I’m
driving’.
The Irish owner replied in all seriousness ‘Oh be Jesus, BMW
think of everything’
went for a drive in the beautiful Irish countryside, suddenly the fuel
light came on in the car, so he quickly pulled into the nearest filling
station and drew up to the pump.
He jumped out, and bent down slightly to undo the filler cap. As he did
so two-golf tees fell out of his shirt pocket and onto the concrete
forecourt.
At this moment the proprietor came out to fill the car up, not being a
golf fan or owning a TV, he didn’t realise who the black lad was.
The owner saw the tees and asked, in a broad Irish accent what had
dropped out of his pocket.
Tiger replied ‘they are tees’. The owner then asked ‘what do you use
them for’. Tiger said ‘well, they are for standing my balls on when I’m
driving’.
The Irish owner replied in all seriousness ‘Oh be Jesus, BMW
think of everything’