Bad Dog
November 19th, 2004, 03:26 PM
Twenty years after High School, a woman moved back to her hometown. Needing dental work, she grabbed the phone book and quickly found a dentist. There had been a tall, handsome boy in her class by the same name, she remembered as she made the appointment.
That morning, she spent extra time on her hair and make-up and put on a new dress, hoping to impress her classmate.
When she saw him, however, she dismissed the thought. This balding man with a paunch was too old to have graduated with her.
Nevertheless, she still wondered if was the same person. On her way out, she asked, "Did you graduate from the local high school?"
"Yes," he replied, "Class of '84."
She said, "You were in my class!!"
"Really? What did you teach?"
:( :( :(
:disgust:
That morning, she spent extra time on her hair and make-up and put on a new dress, hoping to impress her classmate.
When she saw him, however, she dismissed the thought. This balding man with a paunch was too old to have graduated with her.
Nevertheless, she still wondered if was the same person. On her way out, she asked, "Did you graduate from the local high school?"
"Yes," he replied, "Class of '84."
She said, "You were in my class!!"
"Really? What did you teach?"
:( :( :(
:disgust: