Bluemoonie
November 19th, 2004, 10:54 PM
Mike and Joan were having some problems at
home and were giving
each other the "silent treatment".
But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with
some pals to go golfing.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
so lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 am."
The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 am and that his friends had left for the golf
course without him. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed
a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It's 5:00am. Wake up."
Men simply aren't prepared for these contests.
home and were giving
each other the "silent treatment".
But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to
wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with
some pals to go golfing.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and
so lose the "war"), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 am."
The next morning, Mike woke up, only to discover it
was 9:00 am and that his friends had left for the golf
course without him. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed
a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It's 5:00am. Wake up."
Men simply aren't prepared for these contests.