wauseoner
November 20th, 2004, 12:00 AM
A guy walks into the welfare office and says, " Hi..You know I just hate drawing welfare, I'd really rather have a job"
The social worker working behind the counter says,"your timing s excellent,
we just got a job opening from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes but he will supply all your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips and you will have an apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year,
The guy says, "You'r b***s******g me.
the social worker says, "Yeah, well you started it.
The social worker working behind the counter says,"your timing s excellent,
we just got a job opening from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes but he will supply all your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on
her overseas holiday trips and you will have an apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000 a year,
The guy says, "You'r b***s******g me.
the social worker says, "Yeah, well you started it.