Bluemoonie
November 21st, 2004, 12:33 AM
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce and Mickey retains a lawyer to
speak for him in court.
The big day arrives and Mickey's lawyer rises to address the Judge:
"Your honour, Mr. Mouse is seeking a divorce from his wife Minnie on
thegrounds that she is a very stupid mouse".
Whereupon Mickey jumps up and shouts out: "Your honour. I seek leave to
confer with my counsel!"
The lawyer comes over to Mickey, very angry. He whispers: "What's
wrong? I only just started."
Mickey whispers back to him: "I didn't tell you she was very stupid, I
told you she was f*cking Goofy"
speak for him in court.
The big day arrives and Mickey's lawyer rises to address the Judge:
"Your honour, Mr. Mouse is seeking a divorce from his wife Minnie on
thegrounds that she is a very stupid mouse".
Whereupon Mickey jumps up and shouts out: "Your honour. I seek leave to
confer with my counsel!"
The lawyer comes over to Mickey, very angry. He whispers: "What's
wrong? I only just started."
Mickey whispers back to him: "I didn't tell you she was very stupid, I
told you she was f*cking Goofy"