Ned Seagoon
November 27th, 2004, 03:28 AM
A snappily dressed frog walks up to the teller's cage in a bank.
Frog: Can you tell me who I have to see to take out a loan?
Teller: (Nearly falls of her stool in surprise) Yes sir, I'll take you to our loans manager.
The frog is shown into loans manager's office. On her desk is a name plate which says "Patricia Wak - Loans Manager".
Patricia: (eyes popping out of head) How can I help you, Mr err...
Frog: Anthony Jagger. I'd like to take out a loan.
Patricia: Well this is just a bit irregular - I'd better take you to our Branch Manager.
They go into the Branch Manager's office.
Patricia: This is Mr Anthony Jagger, and he wants to take out a loan.
Branch Manager: Sit down Mr Jagger, What security do you have?
Frog pulls a miniature pink elephant from the pocket of his denim overalls and holds it up for Patricia and Branch Manager to admire.
Patricia: What is THAT?
Branch Manager: It's a knick-knack, Patty Wak, Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.
Frog: Can you tell me who I have to see to take out a loan?
Teller: (Nearly falls of her stool in surprise) Yes sir, I'll take you to our loans manager.
The frog is shown into loans manager's office. On her desk is a name plate which says "Patricia Wak - Loans Manager".
Patricia: (eyes popping out of head) How can I help you, Mr err...
Frog: Anthony Jagger. I'd like to take out a loan.
Patricia: Well this is just a bit irregular - I'd better take you to our Branch Manager.
They go into the Branch Manager's office.
Patricia: This is Mr Anthony Jagger, and he wants to take out a loan.
Branch Manager: Sit down Mr Jagger, What security do you have?
Frog pulls a miniature pink elephant from the pocket of his denim overalls and holds it up for Patricia and Branch Manager to admire.
Patricia: What is THAT?
Branch Manager: It's a knick-knack, Patty Wak, Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.