renegade600
November 27th, 2004, 05:40 AM
as a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"
"Darn," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
"Darn," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"