Ironic Death

[hypnotizeminds]

Two men waiting at the pearly gates who struck up a conversation.

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

"I froze to death," says the second."

It's awful, you get the shakes and you get pains in all your fingers and toes.

Eventually, it's very calm way to go.

You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.

How about you, how did you die?"

"I had a heart attack," says the first man.

"You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly.

I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, ......... knitting.

I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there, either.

I ran up to the second floor, but again, no one was there.

I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

"What do you mean?" asked the first man.

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

[renegade600]

[Bad Dog]

Hypmotizeminds, did you get a joke book for Xmas?
Just see many jokes in a row from you.
Rock on.
BD

[zack_rage]

nice one hypnotizeminds! lol
very coincidental !

[misterbadnback]

Nice one!