hypnotizeminds
January 3rd, 2005, 02:38 AM
A poor Jamaican fisherman was shipwrecked on a desert island. He had lost his boat,
his livelihood and possessions. He was trudging round the island in a dejected mood
when he came across an old brass lamp washed up on the beach. Remembering the
tale of Aladdin and the magic lamp he rubbed it........... POOF!
A Genie appeared. A Jewish Genie. "Vey!" he said. "Am I glad to be outta there.
Three hundred years I've been in that thing, my life and soul! What can I do for you my boy?"
The Jamaican asked if the Genie granted wishes. "Wishes, Schmishes! Course I do.
I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think about my margins"
"Well," said the Jamaican after some consideration "I'd like to be white and surrounded by women."
"No problem" said the Genie,...... POOF! - the Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.
Moral: Never do business with a Jewish Genie - there's always a string attached.
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:rotflmao: I love that one!
his livelihood and possessions. He was trudging round the island in a dejected mood
when he came across an old brass lamp washed up on the beach. Remembering the
tale of Aladdin and the magic lamp he rubbed it........... POOF!
A Genie appeared. A Jewish Genie. "Vey!" he said. "Am I glad to be outta there.
Three hundred years I've been in that thing, my life and soul! What can I do for you my boy?"
The Jamaican asked if the Genie granted wishes. "Wishes, Schmishes! Course I do.
I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think about my margins"
"Well," said the Jamaican after some consideration "I'd like to be white and surrounded by women."
"No problem" said the Genie,...... POOF! - the Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.
Moral: Never do business with a Jewish Genie - there's always a string attached.
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:rotflmao: I love that one!