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January 5th, 2005, 11:57 AM
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groaners again
: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? A: Your nose touches the ceiling. Q: What's a flea's favorite way to travel? A: Itch-hiking. Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? A: Big holes all over Australia! Q: What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air? A: A dead centipede. Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? A: Because Frost bites. Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance? A: It was a moth-ball. Q: What game do cows play at parties? A: Mooosical Chairs. Q: What do you call a multistorey pig pen? A: A sty scraper. Q: What do you give a horse with a cold? A: Cough stirrup!
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January 5th, 2005, 02:53 PM
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Did you get these off of milk cartons, Dan, or cereal boxes?
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