dammit
January 5th, 2005, 05:17 PM
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
Girl: "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
Daddy: "They're mating."
Girl: "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
Daddy: "That's a daddy longlegs."
Girl: "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?"
Daddy: "No, Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.
"Well, .............we're not having that stuff happening in our garden!!!."
Girl: "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"
Daddy: "They're mating."
Girl: "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?"
Daddy: "That's a daddy longlegs."
Girl: "So, the other one is a mommy longlegs?"
Daddy: "No, Both of them are daddy longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.
"Well, .............we're not having that stuff happening in our garden!!!."