Another Eye Joke

[Bad Dog]

Known this for years and years...............You probably do too.
Man with one eye who wore a patch finally went to an eye surgeon to check other options as he was very lonely as he never went out because of embarrassment over his missing eye.

The doc gave him 3 options: Implant stainless steel, glass, or wooden eye.
After asking which was noticed the least, the doc said the wooden eye would never be detected by anyone.

After receiving the wooden eye, he recovered at home and quickly wanted to test his new eye with some real people. It looked perfect to him.

So off he went one night to a local night spot. While sitting in a dark corner with his hand over his eye, he saw a girl sitting by herself across the room.

This was his chance to test his new eye. As he started toward the girl, he started noticing she had a slight harelip. No biggie as he just wanted to test his eye. But the closer he got the bigger her bad harelip was seen.
Still, gotta do it.

He finally got right up to the sitting girl and asked if she'd like to dance.
Her delighted response of, "WOULD I !!!" caused him to scream back at the girl, "HARELIP, HARELIP, HARELIP" and run away.

Gotta love it.

[hypnotizeminds]