modmidget
January 8th, 2005, 01:52 AM
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba had so many
women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
So one day he got the nerve up and asked Bubba, "Just what the heck
is your secret?"
So Bubba replies, "Well coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I
always whup it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer, this
numbs it and I can make love all night long!"
The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom, he heard
his wife in the shower.
Seeing a window of opportunity, he jerked off his clothes and
started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba"?
women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
So one day he got the nerve up and asked Bubba, "Just what the heck
is your secret?"
So Bubba replies, "Well coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I
always whup it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer, this
numbs it and I can make love all night long!"
The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom, he heard
his wife in the shower.
Seeing a window of opportunity, he jerked off his clothes and
started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "That you Bubba"?